My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
ive seen things
how many things?
8
you may have seen 8 things but I have 20 thingymabobbers
thisisnotablog-its-a-sandwich:
Reblogging just for The Rock’s facial expressions.
I can smell what the rock is cooking
I can smell what the rock is cooking
im all Excited bruh!! i dont even know WHO oim talking to! im just typing! UhhhugHhJ its been a month already!! im not even gonna spell check this im that excited. dooooooooooddd ermagerd. were a cute fuggin couple. i love him so much. its too early to say you love eachother!! i never asked for your opinion rude ass person.
what i did during my exam hiatus: a compilation.
perfect i cried
all i’ve ever wanted is to know what a boner feels like
just kidding my favorite sex position is
Happy Women’s day
Happy Women’s Day
Homeless mother who sent six-year-old son to better school in the wrong town jailed for five years
A mother who pleaded guilty to fraudulently enrolling her six-year-old son in the wrong school district has been sentenced to five years in prison.
Tonya McDowell sent her son to an elementary school in Norwalk, Connecticut, instead of her home city of Bridgeport.
The 34-year-old, who was homeless when she was charged with felony larceny last year, said she wanted the best education possible for the boy.
are you fucking kidding me
I love everything about this man.
I want all British people to live with me
orite mate yer fookin skank tit arse fooking shank yer tits innit bled er yer not ard mate doorknob go sook yer moom innit man oh my days yer crap sooch a nobhead innit yew skank im a badoman innit yer a fookin coont go fookin stab yer arsehole fook you yer fookin slaaaaag
I want some British people to live with me
wow who dug this up I posted it like 500 years ago
You know what would be great right now?
Rough sex.
